[Upstairs Downstairs]

Two Australians, Blue and Ginger on their first trip from the Outback to Sydney pop into a coffee house overlooking the Harbour. They are taking in the sights when they become aware of a smartly dressed middle aged woman going very red in the face and making croaking noises. "Are you alright?" Blue asks the lady. She simply shakes her head and goes a deeper shade of purple. "Are you choking?" asks Ginger. Frantic nods greet his question. Without hesitation Ginger runs across, lifts her dress, pulls down her knickers, and runs his tongue rapidly up and down the crack of the lady's bottom. The shock is so great She coughs up a large piece of apple pie which had been obstructing her airway. Blue runs over to his mate exclaiming "Ginger that was great, you saved her life. I've never seen the hind lick manoeuvre before!"