[MarathonMan]

Further to demi's fantasy shag, what would be your nightmare shag? Mine would be sandwiched between Anne Widdecombe and John Prescott. What's yours?

(Coming to the party on 13th March, first time since October, so looking forward to seeing some new and old faces.)

[Janice]

Oh come now not sweet lil Anne (giggle)!
Would have to be Cherie (first lady does the queen have to curtsey to me?) Blair and Lord (I can tell tall stories) Archer. I think both their mouths would be in so much overdrive they'd forget what they were there for!
Hugs

[Thinker]

Think I would have to agree with both of you there and make the partnership of Cherie Blair and Anne Widdecombe... what a bad experience that would be.....

[Ms Mischief]

My nightmare shag...hummmm

oz clarke and gilly goulden - it's their voices I'd have to gag and put bags over their heads

[absinthe_boy]

Ally McBeal...she is fucking ugly if you ask me......

takes a lot to actually get me to say something negative about somebody!

[demi]

I agree there, I always thought the secretary character was the hottest on that show, mind you Robert Downey Junior...

[Tasha]

Comment about Ally Mcbeal tis a bit sharp mr absinthe_boy :shrug:

hehe

[demi]

abit like her hip bones then!

[rogerduncan]

I certainly think that she is far too skinny. I am definitely not one for the rake-thin supermodel types. Although some men do find very skinny women attractive, I think that certainly the vast majority don't. I think men prefer women to have curves in all of the right places...

[Taurus]

Being a big girl myself, as most of you know, I have to say that my favourite "type" of lady (for I am a wee bit bi) is the skinny one. And if she's blonde as well, then I'm totally lost... I think Ally McBeal is quite cute, and certainly not f**king ugly. I also think Harrison Ford is quite gorgeous too so wouldn't mind a threesome there!

[Tasha]

Ah...........Taurus.................surrender Nic Cage over to Tasha then :clap:

xx

[Taurus]

Not a chance, I'm a greedy girl, remember?! lol (anyway, he's still doing the washing up)

[absinthe_boy]

Each to their own, just expressing my personal opinion.

As I said it takes a lot for me to make such a comment about another human being.

[Tasha]

Oh Dear, Has Calista Flockhart done something personally to upset you then? :ponder:

[absinthe_boy]

Nope, I just happen to find her very unattractive.

No problem with those who find her attractive, and I'm fully aware I'm not everybody's cup of tea either.

[tomu]

oh god... can't see past the image of shagging ann widdecombe. terrible concept that is, and i was hoping to go to sleep soon.

me and my friends used to play a game of "how much would you pay for..." based on this. would you do ann, if afterwards you got to do kylie? would you say yes to a threesome with peter beardsley (hunchbacked ex-footballer) and christina aguilera (dirty pop diva)?

yep. nightmare combo would probably be ann and beardo, much as i respect his ball skills.

[andy01]

Mine would be my first time.

*shudder*

A total exercise in humiliation! Inept fumbling, quick shooting, and what's more it was drunkenly unprotected, and in my drunken stupor I thought "Oh god, better out than in!", so pulled out and made a royal mess over her belly and duvet. She wasn't impressed. Followed by an uncomfortable night of lying there wishing I could die. Long trip home the next day!

Hell would be like that, over and over....

[Ms Mischief]

Aghh the virginity thing - let's just not go there - mine is lurking in the depths of my brain only to be revealed on very drunken girlie nights out for laughs mine was cringe making painful and I would not go back to being a virgin if you paid me....

[Daft Tart]

Just to be a bit contraversial, I would have to say Nigel Harmen (Dennis Jr in eastenders). He just kinda comes across as the sort that knows he attracts girls and thinks he is Gods gift. That turns me off so much.

However, give me Shane Ritchie any day of the week!!

DT
(let the insults begin!!)

[Taurus]

No, sorry, Shane Ritchie is locked in my broom cupboard - I only let him out to go and record the show.

T :busted: