[chomper]

Hi all. Thought I would share the most harrassing experience of my life with you all and for guys out there a quicky in the car is not all it's made out to be.

I met a lady in a bar a while ago and bought her a drink and we chatted about everything under the sun. She then openly told me that the vodka's she had been drinking had made her a little horny. She then asked me if I would like to taste the forbidden fruit. Being the obliging chap that I am I said I would love to oblige and we left the bar and drove to what I thought was a secluded back street - no lights - no cars. I had my trousers around my ankles with her face in my lap when I happened to look at my rear view mirror and to my horror and disbelief I saw a car parked behind mine. Under normal circumstances this would not have presented a problem but this car had a blue light on the roof. Yes you guessed it it was the "boys in blue". I struggled to pull up my trousers and remove her face from my lap when one of the officers asked me to get out of the car. My manhood not only lost it's vertical position but disappeared so far into my groin I thought it was lost forever. How I managed to talk my out of this situation was beyond me. Thankfully I had one glass of wine and was clean as far as alcohol was concerned which was not the case as far as my ladyfriend was concerned. They let me go with a warning but were convinced that I had picked up the girl from the street.

The moral of the story is go to a hotel or better still scorpio parties.

Whoever is going to the 21st May party I look forward to meeting you there.

Happy drinking

[Lee]

:o oops.

Indeed best bet is to stick to ScorpioNet parties :yay:

See you on the 21st :D