[Ms Mischief]

I was clearing through some of the heaps of junk I seem to generate today and found a cuddly toy one of my ex boyfriends gave me and it just made me recall one of the most cringe making moments of my sexual history so I was going to ask if any of you others had had moments that you really wish you could obliterate from your memory.

The story with mine was we were both at college so no money which left us to messing around in the car. This one particualr evening we were messing about and it was pitch black in the car and we were in the middle of nowhere and I went to undo his jeans but what I was not aware of was he had gone commando and I actually caught his foreskin in his zipper........The screaming was loud enough to wake the dead and he called me every name under the sun.......We would up going to A+E and he had to have stitches not long after that we spilt up I think I traumatised him too much so anyway come on it's your turn to 'fess up

Snogs and Stuff

MM

[Diosma]

Although it's not sexy.... I really wish I could forget the time I watched somebody break wind.........

[Ms Mischief]

Eww

Thats just bad manners. Come on folks surely you have some funny stories to tell us

MM

[Bunny]

Yeah! I have one now!

I met a lady online and we agreed to meet. Within 5 minutes of picking her up and meeting for the first time we were hit from behind at a set of traffic lights! The incident occurred quite a long way away from where I 'should have been'. Explain that one to the misses!

If that wasn't bad enough the lady in question later said 'well, at least the night went with a bang!' I'm sure, when I look back one day, I'll find it funny! lol

:driving:

[Ms Mischief]

LOL

It could have been worse

Like running into the same police car 3 times when trying to find somewhere to "park up"

MM

[Bunny]

That's really funny cos that happened to me too!

Last night! Where were you?

[Ms Mischief]

:tongue2:

I really can't remember

MM