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User is offline   iluv2suk 
Posted 24 April 2006 - 01:31 PM

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share ya faves!

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £1.50 per minute.

Never let a man's mind wander... it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

As of May 2006 Viagra will only b available thru chemists by its chemical name. So please ask 4 MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank u!

Wot did 1 saggy boob say 2 the other saggy boob? If we don't get sum support people r going 2 think we're nuts!



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Posted 25 April 2006 - 12:19 AM

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whats long , hard and fullof seamen.....
a submarine
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 05:21 PM

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What the difference between a Christian and a Muslim inflatable doll?

The Muslim ones blow themselves up!
Bondage gear and Sex Toys , Strap on Dildos and XXX DVD


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